Go away Fatty Tissues

Pardon my weak biology standards..

Fatty tissues cannot be deleted aka eliminated (right?)

But I still need to delete/eliminate the fats on my body!

Liposuction doesnt help. It hurts and its not an eternal solution.

No money for the above solution anyways.

I just bent down to pick up a pen dropped on the ground.

I was heavily HINDERED by my tummy.

WTH.

Cold weather? Boredom? Irresistable delicacies?

Nah.

I'm a plain glutton. A lazy one who hates to exercise the least bit.

Sigh.

Myself to blame.